Donkey detonated on Gaza border

[JB]

Did I miss the PETA outrage? Did they throw paint on terrorists?

That's what I thought.

[Rockntractor]

Did I miss the PETA outrage? Did they throw paint on terrorists?

That's what I thought.

It was all a misunderstanding. A young Muslim asked his imam, what can i do for Allah, The Imam replied shove some explosives up you ass and run into Israel. It was all a dreadful mistake!:eek:

[Elspeth]

It was all a misunderstanding. A young Muslim asked his imam, what can i do for Allah, The Imam replied shove some explosives up you ass and run into Israel. It was all a dreadful mistake!:eek:

:D:D:D

[AmPat]

Don't tell me you've never experienced a PETA protest! They get good looking college women to hang around in cages while wearing nothing more than body paint. The women are supposed to generate compassion for various animals: tigers, chickens, etc. Instead, they just draw a lot of horny young men. :D

Stop being redundant.:mad::D

[Dan D. Doty]

They meant it when they said they would blow our asses up!:eek:

What other jokes can we make out of this :D

Wonder how they talked the donkey into becoming a suicide bomber? 72 ponies in Heaven?

See what happens when you spend all your money on explosives, and don't have enough left for gas.

Wouldn't an ox have made more sense.

What's next? Chickens with chainssaw; they never see that one coming.

A pig would have been a dead giveaway.

[Odysseus]

How long before we see naked coeds painted like donkeys with fake explosives strategically placed over the naughty bits?

The sooner, the better. :D

What other jokes can we make out of this :D

The moral of this story: Always watch your ass when you transport explosives.

One donkey cart laden with explosives=$25.
200 kilograms of dynamite=$30
Getting your ass all over the nightly news= Priceless.

Israeli trooper to Arab terrorist right after the explosion: Sir, I pulled you over because your ass was all over the road.

And, of course, would the technical term for the crater left by the bomb be an asshole?

But we shouldn't make fun. After all, that donkey was some terrorist's girlfriend.

[Dan D. Doty]

But we shouldn't make fun. After all, that donkey was some terrorist's girlfriend.

I was thinking this too, but didn't have the guts to say it :D

Lets make this the thread of the year.

[Odysseus]

I was thinking this too, but didn't have the guts to say it :D

Lets make this the thread of the year.

Works for me, but would the mods object to putting someone else's ass on the line? :D

[Bubba Dawg]

This thread cracks me up. :D