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  1. #1 The Black Teabagger -- he EXISTS! 
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    And they call us the racists.

    Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 12:42 PM
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    The Black Teabagger -- he EXISTS!

    We have our doubts about Sasquatch. We have our doubts about the Yeti. We have our doubts about Little Green Men from Mars. And we have our doubts about The Black Teabagger.

    But no more.

    The Black Teabagger has been located.

    And -- here's the freaky part -- he lives in SAN FRANCISCO!

    The sighting happened this morning on the 280 Caeser Chavez off ramp. As I pulled up to the stoplight I saw a silver Acura ahead of me in the left lane. It's bumper was an ablaze with Patriotic bumper stickers: the American flag, Proud Father of an Army member, an anti-Socialism message.

    And then I saw it.

    T.E.A.
    Taxed enough already!

    O.M.G. I was about to drive up alongside a TEABAGGER! Here in San Francisco!

    Unable to resist the lure of The Crazy, I slowed as I approached the vehicle, craning my neck to see just who was driving the TEAmobile.

    And there he was.

    My jaw dropped as I realized I was witness to the elusive, often talked about but never widely seen Black Teabagger!

    He was middle-aged, balding, greying, had a closely clipped mustache, a soft round belly, and wore a white corporate shirt that appeared to be starched to within an inch of its life and tie.

    The encounter was all too bried brief -- not enough time to pull out my camera and take a snap - damn! I could have made millions.

    As I drove off I took a moment to reflect. I felt priviledged to have seen The Black Teabagger. People could go their entire lives without seeing one, why I was so lucky?

    krispos42 (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 12:44 PM
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    1. Any chance he had temp plates on?
    Maybe he had just bought the car from some RWer?
    Kalyke (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 12:45 PM
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    2. This must be his daughter.

    FSogol (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 12:48 PM
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    6. You missed your chance. I hear it is good luck to rub their bald spot.
    lpbk2713 (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 12:51 PM
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    7. I guess gullibility comes in all shapes and sizes.

    Maybe he was an import?
    HopeHoops (1000+ posts)
    Wed May-26-10 01:02 PM
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    8. Are you sure it wasn't an Al Jolson impersonator?
    HillGal (178 posts)
    Wed May-26-10 02:01 PM
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    13. I seriously hope you're not insinuating that all blacks need to feel the same about
    every issue?
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    13. I seriously hope you're not insinuating that all blacks need to feel the same about
    every issue?
    Well, yes they do.
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    Say what ya mean and get to the point quick....I don't have the attention span to listen to bullshit...

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    There are days were I wouldn't piss on a DUmmie if he was on fire. This is one of those.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    And they call us the racists.
    No shit.

    That entire story can be reduced to "A Negro is off the plantation".
    13. I seriously hope you're not insinuating that all blacks need to feel the same about every issue?
    By the way, that killed the thread. Tools.
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    Geez, at the two Tea Parties I've personally attended and countless more I've seen footage of, I've seen plenty of Tea Partiers that are of all different racial groups.
    At the Orlando one I went to last year, there was a large contingent of Cuban refugees attending.
    The DUmmies are jsut too wrapped up in their own racism to acknowledge this truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    <some lame pic posted by some lame tool>
    Is that all you got or are you merely posting that because of the spelling?

    Either way...WEAK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    No shit.

    That entire story can be reduced to "A Negro is off the plantation".By the way, that killed the thread. Tools.

    Yep, you got it.

    The idiots can't wrap their widdle heads around the fact a black person might think for themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    Yep, you got it.

    The idiots can't wrap their widdle heads around the fact a black person might think for themselves.
    Look at what happens when one does.
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