Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts)
Wed May-26-10 12:42 PM
The Black Teabagger -- he EXISTS!
We have our doubts about Sasquatch. We have our doubts about the Yeti. We have our doubts about Little Green Men from Mars. And we have our doubts about The Black Teabagger.
But no more.
The Black Teabagger has been located.
And -- here's the freaky part -- he lives in SAN FRANCISCO!
The sighting happened this morning on the 280 Caeser Chavez off ramp. As I pulled up to the stoplight I saw a silver Acura ahead of me in the left lane. It's bumper was an ablaze with Patriotic bumper stickers: the American flag, Proud Father of an Army member, an anti-Socialism message.
And then I saw it.
Taxed enough already!
O.M.G. I was about to drive up alongside a TEABAGGER! Here in San Francisco!
Unable to resist the lure of The Crazy, I slowed as I approached the vehicle, craning my neck to see just who was driving the TEAmobile.
And there he was.
My jaw dropped as I realized I was witness to the elusive, often talked about but never widely seen Black Teabagger!
He was middle-aged, balding, greying, had a closely clipped mustache, a soft round belly, and wore a white corporate shirt that appeared to be starched to within an inch of its life and tie.
The encounter was all too bried brief -- not enough time to pull out my camera and take a snap - damn! I could have made millions.
As I drove off I took a moment to reflect. I felt priviledged to have seen The Black Teabagger. People could go their entire lives without seeing one, why I was so lucky?