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  1. #1 Bench Sex Goes Awry 
    Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
    Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

    Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

    The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.



    When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

    When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

    4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

    Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
    See, this is pretty much proof that we are all damned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    See, this is pretty much proof that we are all damned.

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    Thank you for my first good laugh of the day Ginger. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    See, this is pretty much proof that we are all damned.

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    Holy GOD Are we under a vast cloud of group stupidity,sex with a hole in a bench ?Now I think that I am begining to understand the Claw Hammer thing !
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    Wow, note to self... avoid those tempting knot holes I see around town.
    I like to shoot people with my CANON.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    See, this is pretty much proof that we are all damned.

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    I can't believe the designers of the bench didn't consider this obvious design flaw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theophilus View Post
    I can't believe the designers of the bench didn't consider this obvious design flaw.
    I dunno. It sounds more like a "feature" than a flaw. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I dunno. It sounds more like a "feature" than a flaw. :p
    Sounds like the guy was 'hung' like an earth worm !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full-Auto View Post
    Wow, note to self... avoid those tempting knot holes I see around town.
    You realize you said this out loud? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Sounds like the guy was 'hung' like an earth worm !
    From the OP
    Last night in Hong Kong
    I know it's a stereotype.
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    I'm just happy this didn't happen in Florida...:D
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
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