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  1. #1 Brain Dip and Meat Hands 
    Brain Dip



    Ingredients

    * 2 avocados
    * 1/2 cup prepared salsa
    * 1 head cauliflower
    * 6 thin slices red and blue fruit leather

    Directions

    1. Slice the avocados in half. Remove the seeds and set aside. Scoop the avocado out of the skin into a bowl. Mash with a fork or whisk and stir in the salsa. Set aside. Slice off one side of each pit to make it flat and expose the cores of the pits. They will look like eyes.

    2. Remove all of the leaves from the cauliflower and remove the stem, leaving a nice hollow area with the outer part of the head intact. Use toothpicks to hold it together if it starts to fall apart.

    3. Place the cauliflower into a small bowl, so that the hollow is facing upwards and most of the cauliflower is up out of the bowl. The bowl is just for stability. Fill with the avocado dip and arrange the pits as eyes. Decorate the white ''brain'' by weaving thin strands of red and blue fruit leather between the florets to make veins and arteries. I wrap the bowl with cheesecloth and decorate with red food coloring to make it even more horrific!
    You can also use brain ice cube trays to make horrific single-serving brain dip portions using your favorite cream cheese-base dip and a little food coloring.

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    You are a sick woman, ya know that? :p
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You are a sick woman, ya know that? :p
    Sick woman/Good hostess: don't judge.
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    Sick women are the best.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations
    It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion.
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    I searched but can't find it. Where are those meatloaf hands. I wanted to kick it for relevancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I searched but can't find it. Where are those meatloaf hands.
    Have you looked down at those two things that typed that?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Have you looked down at those two things that typed that?
    Remind me to kill you later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Remind me to kill you later.
    Kill me later.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Meat Hands - here you go:



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    You're disgusting.
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