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  1. #1 Teenager Forced To Marry Cow 
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    Teenager Forced To Marry Cow

    (NewsCore) - A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished by having to marry the animal in front of hundreds of curious onlookers, the Jakarta Globe reported Friday.

    Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, western Bali, was caught trying to romp naked with the animal in a paddy field.

    Alit admitted bestiality but told shocked bystanders he had fallen in love with the bovine after it "seduced him" with flattering comments.

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    I'm just not in the moooood for this!
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    Udderly ridiculous.
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    First he has to marry the cow because it "seduced" him and then they kill the cow. Why does this sound so familiar.....thinking...... :p
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    You would think more people would have a beef with this kind of senseless killing!
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    " This bovine she so fine "
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    Sort of gives new meaning to "having a cow".
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    Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.
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    I wonder if this will end up being a made for tv moooooovie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.
    Sounds like a shotgun wouldn't be needed at your cow wedding.
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