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    Default 06-14-2010, 12:52 PM
    Teenager Forced To Marry Cow

    (NewsCore) - A Bali teenager caught trying to have sex with a cow was punished by having to marry the animal in front of hundreds of curious onlookers, the Jakarta Globe reported Friday.

    Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, western Bali, was caught trying to romp naked with the animal in a paddy field.

    Alit admitted bestiality but told shocked bystanders he had fallen in love with the bovine after it "seduced him" with flattering comments.

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    Default 06-14-2010, 01:06 PM
    I'm just not in the moooood for this!
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    Default 06-14-2010, 02:11 PM
    Udderly ridiculous.

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    Default 06-14-2010, 02:25 PM
    First he has to marry the cow because it "seduced" him and then they kill the cow. Why does this sound so familiar.....thinking...... :p
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    Default 06-14-2010, 02:42 PM
    You would think more people would have a beef with this kind of senseless killing!
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    Default 06-14-2010, 02:46 PM
    " This bovine she so fine "
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    Default 06-14-2010, 03:27 PM
    Sort of gives new meaning to "having a cow".
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    Default 06-14-2010, 05:46 PM
    Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.
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    Default 06-14-2010, 06:11 PM
    I wonder if this will end up being a made for tv moooooovie?

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    Default 06-14-2010, 06:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Did anyone ask the cow if she wants to get married? Sounds like she was just looking for some quick action.
    Sounds like a shotgun wouldn't be needed at your cow wedding.
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