ddeclue (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-08-08 11:28 PM
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"A man is basically as faithful as his options." - Chris Rock - EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING
WARNING FOR THE PURITANS AND PRUDES, the YouTube Video contains explicit language.. don't go there if you don't want to hear something that offends and don't complain to me because I warned you ahead of time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmLSvtpmT3M&feature=rela...
"See, people...
everybody expects this holy behavior
'cause he's the President.
Expect him to behave this holy way.
He's just the President.
He ain't Rev. Clinton.
lt ain't Pastor Clinton.
lt ain't Maharajah Clinton.
lt is just Bill Clinton.
He's just a man. A man's gonna be a man.
A man is basically as faithful as his options.
That's how faithful a man is,
no more, no less."
....
lt's damn near impossible
for a man to turn down sex.
"lt's hard for a man to turn down sex.
We can stop chasing it,
and even that requires some rehab.
But it's hard for a man to stop.
lf it chase us, we can't run that fast.
lt's gonna catch us, we're like:
''Shit, pulled a hamstring. You got me.''
You can't run that fast."