Top Ten Revelations in the Scott McClellan Book
#10 Thought it was safe to write tell all book because the president doesn't read.
#9 Resigned from press secretary job because Helen Thomas kept flashing him.
#8 Due to a clerical error, CIA spent two years fighting Al Jarreau.
#7 When things are busy, the president will stay as late as 4 pm.
#6 Before politics, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates was drummer for Foghat.
#5 White House has an illegal cable hookup.
#4 Each time McClellan lied about Iraq, Bush gave him a barrel of oil .
#3 Still appears at conventions as "Chachi" (sorry, that's revelations in the Scott Baio book).
#2 No nuimber 2 -- writer at screening of "Sex and the City" -- and loving it
#1 Beneath sunny exterior, Cheney's kind of a jerk