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  1. #1 My wife made me SOOOOO proud Friday night. 
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    A little background on my wife. She likes to joke around, but usually won't take things as far as I do. She swears when we have kids, they'll be three eyed and one legged because of my off color, politically incorrect sense of humor. This is what made Friday night so priceless.


    We were watching the Openening Ceremonies Friday night. She loved it. She was amazed at the precision with which they executed pretty much everything. The commentators kept harping on that precision, and out of nowhere she, says "SHUT UP AND DO MY NAILS." Immediately, she looks at me and says, "My God. I'm turning in to you. That was so mean." I was cracking up.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    I don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I don't get it.
    I figured you'd be the first to get it.

    Chinese - do my nails.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    I figured you'd be the first to get it.

    Chinese - do my nails.
    I'm just giving you shit. Unless things are completely different in Georgia, it's not the Chinese that do nails. It's the Vietnamese and Koreans.:p
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    I didn't get it, either. It's all Vietnamese, in my area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I'm just giving you shit. Unless things are completely different in Georgia, it's not the Chinese that do nails. It's the Vietnamese and Koreans.:p
    They're all Chinese. Just like people from Mexico, Puerto Rico, Cuba, they're all Mexicans.

    Let me break down the races in South GA.

    White
    Black
    Chinese
    Mexican
    Indian
    Arab (often referred to as Muslim)

    That pretty well covers all the bases.:D
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Sorry, we didn't factor in ignorance. Now it makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Sorry, we didn't factor in ignorance. Now it makes sense.
    Oh, that's right. IT"S A JOKE. I forget, you usually don't like things like that. My God, how often do a Priest and a Rabbi actually walk into a bar together? That's just ignorant. Whatever.
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    I've watched too much Seinfeld, I thought they were all Korean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    I've watched too much Seinfeld, I thought they were all Korean.
    All I know is they make a mean Flied Lice.:D
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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