I want a second opinion, is that woman that married you home?:mad:
Yes, and I made her taste a tiny bit. I won't get laid for week; thanks you swine! Misery loves company, right? Given that dynamic of the human socialization of agony, let's ask for a secondary opinions from the epicureans of CU.
This is serious fucking business. Wait!
Oh dear, I think my asshole just got the memo.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I tasted a piece of this "food" about fifteen minutes ago and all that I can say is that we should hold a memorial service for your taste buds because they have clearly died. This crap (and I am sorry for any insult that real crap might feel by association) is perhaps one of the more vile things I have ever ingested. Put it this way, if the morsel I gagged down had been infested with maggots it would have been a value-add to the experience.
At any rate, I immediately disposed of the remainder of the bag by wrapping it in two layers of heavy-duty aluminum foil, a Ziploc freezer bag, and a layer of duct tape, and tossing it into the trashcan outside. I general compost biodegradable items, but I was afraid that this shit would kill off all of the beneficial microbes and turn my compost bin into a hazardous waste dump.
If you feel any addiction to this detestable comestible, Rock, I suggest that you try weaning yourself off of it by eating something more appetizing, like monitor lizard saliva.