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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You aren't very good at this are you?
    I must have details!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You aren't very good at this are you?
    A: No he's not.


    Q: If she tells you where it's kept - will you eat it?
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post

    Q: which way did he go?
    A: He went thataway!

    Q: What is the worst movie sequel ever made?
    --Odysseus
    Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.

    Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    A: He went thataway!

    Q: What is the worst movie sequel ever made?
    A: Mortal Combat: Annihilation

    Q: Did you ever have an accident in your parents car, and lied about it?
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Q: Did you ever have an accident in your parents car, and lied about it?
    A: Had an accident, yes. Lied, no.

    Q: Who is John Galt?
    --Odysseus
    Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.

    Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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