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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    A: No.

    Q: Have you ever been arrested?
    A: no. But I did have an arrest warrant sworn out on me over **A** parking ticket.

    Q: Does size really matter?
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Q: Does size really matter?
    A: Yes.

    Q: Why do they put braille dots on drive-up ATMs?
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    A: Yes.

    Q: Why do they put braille dots on drive-up ATMs?
    A: Because it's required by the ADA.

    Q: Do you ski?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    A: Because it's required by the ADA.

    Q: Do you ski?

    A: Not very well, but yes

    Q: Are you tidy or a slob?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    A: Not very well, but yes

    Q: Are you tidy or a slob?
    A: Yes.

    Q: do you really care?
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    A: Not very well, but yes

    Q: Are you tidy or a slob?
    A: clean freak

    Q: Are you allergic to anything (anything real, I mean)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    A: clean freak

    Q: Are you allergic to anything (anything real, I mean)?
    A: Not that I'm aware of.

    Q: Does anyone know off the top of their head the option you pass to bash to turn on strict shell globbing?
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
    —Thomas Paine, Common Sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by malloc View Post
    Q: Does anyone know off the top of their head the option you pass to bash to turn on strict shell globbing?
    A: That depends on whether the globbing is pentricated or simply displaying gormification.


    Q: Have you ever strangled an ostrich to end the relationship?
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    A: That depends on whether the globbing is pentricated or simply displaying gormification.


    Q: Have you ever strangled an ostrich to end the relationship?
    A: Once, but it just one of those summer things when I was in college.

    Q: Have you ever been possessed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    A: Once, but it just one of those summer things when I was in college.

    Q: Have you ever been possessed?
    A: Still am!

    Q: Which way does a road go?

    :Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    ” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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