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#1 What part of your body goes to heaven first?07-30-2010, 04:00 PM
The teacher conducting her Sunday School class was speaking to her class when she asked the question,
'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first'.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'I think it's your feet'.
The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on heface. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming!
'... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.Liberals: Obama's useful Idiots
07-30-2010, 06:14 PM
Hahahahaha!"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
07-30-2010, 09:45 PM
:d:d:d thosse were supposed to be big grins.I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson
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