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  1. #1 What part of your body goes to heaven first? 
    Senior Member namvet's Avatar
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    The teacher conducting her Sunday School class was speaking to her class when she asked the question,

    'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'

    Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.

    'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

    Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
    front of you and God just takes your hands first'.

    'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'I think it's your feet'.
    The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on heface. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

    Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
    other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming!

    '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.
    Liberals: Obama's useful Idiots
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    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    :d:d:d thosse were supposed to be big grins.
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson
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