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  1. #1 You Know You're Canadian When: 
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    You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

    You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

    Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

    The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

    The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

    You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

    You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

    You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

    You know what a toque is.

    You've plugged a car in overnight.

    You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.
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    Good one's. Nice first post. Now don't fuck it up.
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
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