Thread: Russian Scholar Warns Of 'Secret' U.S. Climate Change Weapon

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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Shiiiiit... they're onto why I'm really here now...

    And we just had the new satellite system installed. Rove ain't gonna be happy.
    Considering how the temp went below freezing in New Orleans in December 2008, I'd you all have been SLACKING!

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    Al Gore rhythm?
    Spotted Owl Bore rhythm.

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    guess they never thought to install A/C's in peoples homes so they wouldn't die from the heat.

    and apparently they didn't stop to consider that maybe the Sun had something to do with it...i mean it's not like it does anything to regulate temperature.

    course that solar flare may have something to do with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malloc View Post
    Ok, so the "Super Secret Earthquake Gun" caused the earthquake in Haiti, and now we have some "super secret climate gun" that took all of Russia's moisture and deposited it on Pakistan?

    Wow, we are some super smart evil geniuses over here.
    You need special clearance to get the details on the VRWC weather machine. Talk to SR, I think he has the keys right now.
    I long for the days when our President actually liked our country.
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    Uh no CS...you checked them out last week.:mad::mad:

    'fess up...you wanted to see what that shiny red button did, didnt you?
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    Yep. We do the hokus pokus which causes Russia to have record temps and a shitty wheat crop.
    Last edited by lacarnut; 08-21-2010 at 02:09 AM.
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