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    Anybody else watching this? I love cooking competition shows for home cooks. I thought the chili ingredient taste test was hysterically funny. How can you be from Texas and not know what's in chili?
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    I was at a pig picking one time and a girl from New Jersey asked me how much lettuce was needed to make five lbs of cole slaw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    I was at a pig picking one time and a girl from New Jersey asked me how much lettuce was needed to make five lbs of cole slaw.
    Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    I was at a pig picking one time and a girl from New Jersey asked me how much lettuce was needed to make five lbs of cole slaw.
    Should have answered in bushels with a straight face and then walked away.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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    Should have answered in bushels with a straight face and then walked away.
    You owe me a monitor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You owe me a monitor.
    LOL. Giving people fake answers to idiotic questions with a straight face is a skill I wish everyone had. It certainly makes life more fun.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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    Quote Originally Posted by malloc View Post
    LOL. Giving people fake answers to idiotic questions with a straight face is a skill I wish everyone had. It certainly makes life more fun.
    It's even more fun when you do it to teenagers. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    It's even more fun when you do it to teenagers. :D
    What was that like five years ago for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    What was that like five years ago for you.
    No different, I'm sure, than it was 50 years ago for you old man. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Anybody else watching this? I love cooking competition shows for home cooks. I thought the chili ingredient taste test was hysterically funny. How can you be from Texas and not know what's in chili?
    Haven't watched that but after The next food network star, I have been watching the food truck challenge with Tyler Florence, its a trip!

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