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  1. #1 Did Bozo the Clown Tell Lies and Sleep Around? 
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    Just prior to his death in 2008, Larry "Bozo" Harmon penned the recently released memoir "The Man Behind the Nose,” about his adventures who was a professional clown, ran for President, bonded with dangerous cannibal tribes in New Guinea, and was saved from being swallowed whole by a murderous python in Thailand by his 83 AAA shoes.

    But now Harmon’s second of four ex-wives, Sandra Harmon, the author of two relationship books and “Elvis & Me” with Priscilla Presley, is biting back with claims that the crazy tales are a result of him being a “pathological liar.”

    Sandra Harmon is writing her own book entitled “Sleeping With Bozo and Other Clowns” to expose dirty details of her marriage to Larry, who she alleges was unfaithful. ...
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    He was a clown. Of course he lied and slept around. He probably molested school children and ate live canaries on his off-time.
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    You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny.
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    Seems to me that Bozo was just being funny with his book . . . . while his ex is being the typical bitter old cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Seems to me that Bozo was just being funny with his book . . . . while his ex is being the typical bitter old cow.
    Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.
    But clowns have huge feet and that would mean that they have huge...............um.................noses!
    Last edited by Rockntractor; 08-25-2010 at 12:52 PM.
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    But clowns have huge feet and that would mean that they have huge...............um.................noses!
    So do elephants but only an insane woman would marry one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Being married to a clown would turn any woman into a bitter old cow.
    Ginger, Ginger, Ginger, did you leave that straight line hanging there solely to tempt the foolhardy? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Ginger, Ginger, Ginger, did you leave that straight line hanging there solely to tempt the foolhardy? :D
    Apparently Mr. Snaps is a bitter old cow. :D
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