Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
I don't even see how massaging a cow would work. Have you ever felt a cow? It's like touching a tractor. Cows are all bones and muscle - they're hard.

I did have a horse that drank Miller Light, though. Can't comment on the taste angle since I sold him.
I've drank Miller Lite. They should have left it in the horse. :D