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  1. #1 Americans sign petition to repeal the First Amendment 
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    Dumb asses
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    So I wonder which one of them was Hazlnutless.
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    This is even worse than the people signing the petition to ban water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    This is even worse than the people signing the petition to ban water.
    I pulled that one out and used it in a lesson. :D It was funneh.
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    Reminds me of an episode of the Manshow in which the hosts were getting women to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoplophobe View Post
    Reminds me of an episode of the Manshow in which the hosts were getting women to sign a petition to end women's suffrage.
    And they signed it, because it sounded like they were against women suffering.
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    Just tell them you're closing a loophole that lets radical muslims spread their message of TERROR!!

    a whole sarah palin rally flocks to the voting booth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    Just tell them you're closing a loophole that lets radical muslims spread their message of TERROR!!

    a whole sarah palin rally flocks to the voting booth
    bullshit. Fuck you go out of your way to be stupid don't ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    This is even worse than the people signing the petition to ban water.
    Dude, that dihydrogen-monoxide is some scary shit.
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