He's Dutch!!! French boys have other uses for their fingers.
your only hope is that she hasn't noticed yet, but if you keep mentioning food..its sure to draw her in.
good lord man, have you no survival skills at all? this is pathetic! My five year old has a better survival instinct in the wilderness than you do! How did you slip through the Darwinian crack?
Ahhhhh. At some point she sleeps and is only awoken by the mention of food or stylish pumps...or even sandals. I get it.
Okay, I really don't get it. So, it would be really stupid of me to mention cheeseburgers or El Diablo sandwiches or something like that?
So, when she is asleep, we can get away with ANYTHING. Nice.
So Acky Acky Boo Boo isn't over the top.
I shall retire now, confirmed in the knowledge that I am wise in my own conceit.
I am Strong!!!!
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