You know that your home was previously owned by a serial killer when...
Any other thoughts?
- The realtor says that the manacles mounted on the rafters are "just for show."
- The local CSIs use your yard as a training site.
- The neighbors' dog pulls body parts out of the garden.
- The box of cookbooks in the kitchen includes Grey's Anatomy.
- The local kids won't come trick-or-treating, no matter how much candy you offer.