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    LTC Member Odysseus's Avatar
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    You know that your home was previously owned by a serial killer when...
    • The realtor says that the manacles mounted on the rafters are "just for show."
    • The local CSIs use your yard as a training site.
    • The neighbors' dog pulls body parts out of the garden.
    • The box of cookbooks in the kitchen includes Grey's Anatomy.
    • The local kids won't come trick-or-treating, no matter how much candy you offer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    You know that your home was previously owned by a serial killer when...
    • The realtor says that the manacles mounted on the rafters are "just for show."
    • The local CSIs use your yard as a training site.
    • The neighbors' dog pulls body parts out of the garden.
    • The box of cookbooks in the kitchen includes Grey's Anatomy.
    • The local kids won't come trick-or-treating, no matter how much candy you offer.
    Any other thoughts?
    You find the previous owner's clown costume stashed in the crawl space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    You know that your home was previously owned by a serial killer when...
    • The realtor says that the manacles mounted on the rafters are "just for show."
    • The local CSIs use your yard as a training site.
    • The neighbors' dog pulls body parts out of the garden.
    • The box of cookbooks in the kitchen includes Grey's Anatomy.
    • The local kids won't come trick-or-treating, no matter how much candy you offer.
    Any other thoughts?
    The Grim Reaper has dibs on your guest bedroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mau10man View Post
    I'm surprised Colorado doesn't have those types of disclosure laws.

    Oh well...
    Regulations interfering in the simple transaction of property? Go back to Soviet Russia
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    Well this sucks. I'll never be able to sell my house now.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    Regulations interfering in the simple transaction of property? Go back to Soviet Russia
    Coming from someone who's never purchased a house.

    "You got a man that's killing women, you should at least have the decency to tell us this man is killing girls," said Anthony Bucklew. "God knows what he did to them, you probably don't want to live here."
    Would it have made a difference had the victims been men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Well this sucks. I'll never be able to sell my house now.
    I know what you mean. That's why I bought close to a cemetery. Fewer remodeling costs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Unlike Wisconsin which seems to have an oversupply of cannibalistic serial killers. Perhaps there should be some scheme to share them out.
    We've produced more than any other state!

    Goooooooo Us!!!
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    Gee...so there are a few bloodstains.

    What's the big deal??? :D
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by asdf2231 View Post
    We've produced more than any other state!

    Goooooooo Us!!!
    But our serial killers from Washington are more famous...Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgeway (aka The Green River Killer).
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