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    Psychopath Test

    Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
    bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No
    one I know has gotten it right.

    While at the funeral of her own mother, a woman met a man who she did not
    know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner
    so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his
    number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

    Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?

    Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below.


































    Answer:

    She was hoping the guy would appear again at her sister's funeral. If you
    answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test
    developed by a famous American psychologist, used to test if one has the
    same mentality as a killer.

    Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question
    correctly.

    If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

    If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my
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    I got it right!..:eek:.. but




















    I have heard it before!:D

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Phew, I got it wrong! I thought he was her sister's husband.
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    This reminds me of that doctor/son one that I heard when I was 15. My response proved that I was a chauvinist.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    I got it right!..:eek:.. but

    I have heard it before!:D
    The fact that you define the psychopath outcome as "right" makes whether you've heard it before or not completely irrelevant.

    You psychopath. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by IanMartins View Post
    The fact that you define the psychopath outcome as "right" makes whether you've heard it before or not completely irrelevant.

    You psychopath. :eek:
    Hey here is a real test, I think Blinky should take it! :D

    Do they have problems sustaining stable relationships, personally and in business?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they frequently manipulate others to achieve selfish goals, with no consideration of the effects on those manipulated?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they cavalier about the truth, and capable of telling lies to your face?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they have an air of self-importance, regardless of their true standing in society?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Have they no apparent sense of remorse, shame or guilt?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Is their charm superficial, and capable of being switched on to suit immediate ends?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they easily bored and demand constant stimulation?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are their displays of human emotion unconvincing?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they enjoy taking risks, and acting on reckless impulse?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they quick to blame others for their mistakes?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    As teenagers, did they resent authority, play truant and/or steal?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they have no qualms about sponging off others?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they quick to lose their temper?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they sexually promiscuous?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they have a belligerent, bullying manner?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Are they unrealistic about their long-term aims?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Do they lack any ability to empathise with others?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    Would you regard them as essentially irresponsible?
    Not at all Partially Fully

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

    Do you want a bed near the window?"

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    I thought it was because her sister was her twin and she stole the guy.
    OPEACHMENT NOW!!!

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    I got it right. :(

    And so did my wife. :(

    She said it's cause we watch so much discovery I.D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

    Do you want a bed near the window?"


    That's great!
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