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  1. #1 Sh*t My Dad Smuggles In His Anus To Me In Prison 
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    After plotting over a monitored telephone with his imprisoned son, a California man traveled to a federal lockup in Colorado and sought to smuggle his offspring a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin that he had wrapped in plastic and stashed in his anus.

    The father-son smuggling bid ended Friday night with the arrest of Donald Denney, 56, at the federal prison in Florence, Colorado, where Denney's son is serving a seven-year sentence for bank robbery....


    Colorado, hot on the heels of Florida for most crazy people?
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    That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    That looks like the makings of a great fail poster!
    Or a great, "I am a DU member!" ad.
    Liberals are proof that evolution is only a theory. Nothing that stupid could evolve past a monkey.
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    Obviously a member of the Reality Based Community.
    “Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always
    perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an
    everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.”
    G. K. Chesterton
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    Yes this is funny but it's a serious problem in prison. Not only are people smuggling stuff in their butts, women have been known to hide stuff in their cooch. And worse yet, in baby diapers.
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
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    I can only imagine the hell of a life these people have had.
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