View Poll Results: Which religious/ethnic group do you believe is responsible for this terror plot?

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  • Catholics

    0 0%
  • Protestants

    0 0%
  • The Jooooooooooooooooooos (it's a Mossad plot to discredit another religion)

    0 0%
  • Hindus

    0 0%
  • Buddhists

    0 0%
  • Huegenots

    0 0%
  • Zoroastrians

    2 12.50%
  • Wiccans

    2 12.50%
  • Islam, but it's only because they're oppressed by the imperialist west.

    1 6.25%
  • The Religion of Peace (Pieces Be Upon You)

    11 68.75%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    None of the religious groups are responsible that's just silly
    Okay. in the name of what religion were these acts initiated?
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    is it fair to say that the male gender is naturally responsible for all terrorism because nearly all terrorist attacks are carried out entirely by men?
    No.
    There are female terrorists, but the reason that men outnumber women is the incentive program. Both genders are promised 72 virgins of the opposite sex in the hereafter, but very few women want to spend eternity at a comic book convention, where the ratio of male virgins to women is roughly 72:1. :D
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    In 1872 Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.


    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by first taking the intestine out of the goat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    In 1872 Muslims invented the condom, using a goat?s lower intestine.


    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by first taking the intestine out of the goat.
    Why do they call camels the "ships of the desert"? Because they are full of Muslim semen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    In 1872 Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by first taking the intestine out of the goat.
    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    Why do they call camels the "ships of the desert"? Because they are full of Muslim semen.
    Thanks to you two, I now have to explain what happened to my monitor to our G6. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Lenno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
    into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    14. In 2002 two bombs were detonated in a crowded nightclub killing over 200 people by

    a. Maxwell Smart, Secret Agent 86 of CONTROL.
    b. Frankenstein Jnr and the Impossibles
    c. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and River Diggers Association
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    15. In 2006, over one hundred people were murdered over some cartoons, including an elderly nun machinegunned from behind by

    a. Doctor Goldfoot and His Bikini Machine
    b. The London Accountants Glee Club
    c. Captain Freedom and the Munchkinettes
    d Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    If we just look at a. male and b. female then we'll see some pretty interesting results in crime, terrorism, and so on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Okay. in the name of what religion were these acts initiated?

    No.
    There are female terrorists, but the reason that men outnumber women is the incentive program. Both genders are promised 72 virgins of the opposite sex in the hereafter, but very few women want to spend eternity at a comic book convention, where the ratio of male virgins to women is roughly 72:1. :D
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    If we just look at a. male and b. female then we'll see some pretty interesting results in crime, terrorism, and so on
    I've already explained the differential between male and female suicide bombing rates. But, the key point that you keep missing is that there is another component. For example, among female suicide bombers, what religious background do all of them hale from? Among male suicide bombers? I'll give you a hint:

    I-Slam, You Slam, we all slam for Islam!
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