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  1. #1 Give Me a Redneck 
    Senior Member Rebel Yell's Avatar
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    What timing!!!!!!!!!!!! This was posted today. Go ahead Eyelids, blow a fucking gasket!!!!!!!!

    Give Me a Redneck

    Last night in Montgomery, Alabama we did a concert for the Buckmasters organization. As the name implies, Buckmasters promotes hunting and their convention every year is attended by all kinds of people, but the good ol' boys in their pickup trucks with the rifle racks, the big knobby tires and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. racing decals make up a big part of the attendees.

    The streets of Montgomery were teeming with big guys in camo. They were friendly folks, quick to smile and not afraid to render an opinion on anything from their favorite deer rifle to the current presidential election.

    If you want to hear some straight talk, go find you a bunch of rednecks. No politically correct, limp-wristed wimps in this bunch. No stilted semantics or pseudo-intellectual diatribes about the war, gas prices or current politics.

    They just call 'em like they see 'em. They chop the log and let the pieces fly where they may and whoever happens to be standing in the way is likely to get a mouth full of wood chips. No word-mincing, no high-flying Harvard vernaculars, just plain words from just plain people.

    I just wish we had a genuine redneck running for president. It would be wonderful to have just one presidential candidate who didn't try to play both ends against the middle who would come out and say what they really mean.

    A redneck wouldn't take any lip off little tin dictators like Hugo Chavez and would stand toe to toe with the likes of Putin and Ahmadimijad and hunt down al-Queda to the last man whatever it took.

    A redneck would put America first and not be concerned what the rest of the world thought about it.

    A redneck would protect our gun rights and see that laws were passed to make sure child molesters get what they deserve.

    He'd build up our military in manpower and technology because he realizes that a strong America is safer America.

    A redneck would protect the Constitution and have the guts to stand up to the people who want to take God out of public life in America.

    A redneck would wear an American flag pin and hold his hand over his heart when the national anthem was played or the Pledge of Allegiance was recited.

    He would drill in ANWR, off the coast and everywhere else we need to drill to end our dependence on foreign oil.

    A redneck would make sure that if someone fathers a child that he is forced to support it and respect family values.

    And a note to the cherry pickers, lest you start accusing me of being a male chauvinist pig, you can insert she for every place I've said he. There are plenty of redneck ladies out there too.

    What do you think?

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    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    He (or she) would get my vote.
    Romans 6:18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

    Differences between Obama and God: God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read. Rush Limbaugh.

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    Sounds good on paper... but in reality, this is what you end up with:

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur View Post
    Sounds good on paper... but in reality, this is what you end up with:

    That's why a real redneck was specified, not a stupid, inbred, stereotype redneck. There is a big difference. Kind of like the difference between a real punk who understands the history and purpose behind the music and the rebellion and the mallcore kids who just want to look freaky and draw attention to themselves and will trade trends when punk ain't cool no more.
    Romans 6:18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

    Differences between Obama and God: God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read. Rush Limbaugh.

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    Outstanding post!
    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

    "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves." -William Pitt




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    Give me one too!!!

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