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    Dogs are smarter.......they don't marry.
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    Why dogs are better than women:
    Dogs like it when you leave the seat up
    Dogs always let you have the remote
    Dogs don't mind when you fart
    Dogs never mean "Let's go shopping", when they ask to go out
    Dogs don't make you throw out your old sweatshirt
    Dogs don't complain when you leave your clothes on the floor
    Dogs don't mind when you drop food on the oriental rug
    Dogs can be trained to get a beer without complaining
    "Snoop womany woman" sounds stupid
    Dogs like it when your buddies come over to watch football
    Dogs don't care if you watch 2 hockey games at once
    Dogs don't mind when you have another dog or 2 sharing the same bed
    Dogs don't retain water
    Dogs don't require you to go to the store for special cravings
    Dogs will kiss you even if you've ignored them for a while
    Dogs don't slap you when you say "Fetch"
    Dogs like it when you rub them in public
    Bitch is a term of endearment for female dogs
    Dogs don't require nearly as much primping to go out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I find this post quite disturbing.:eek:
    It does bring up some rather chilling visuals...

    Still, <comment removed>
    Never mind. :D

    I think that Ginger has moved up the list a bit...
    Or is that down the list?
    I guess it depends on perspective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MstrBlue View Post
    It does bring up some rather chilling visuals...

    Still, <comment removed>
    Never mind. :D

    I think that Ginger has moved up the list a bit...
    Or is that down the list?
    I guess it depends on perspective.
    I'm on a list? Does this involve free snacks and drinks or is this just another fantasy casting moment? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Gravy View Post
    Dogs are smarter.......they don't marry.
    I'm beginning to agree with you. I don't think I'll ever get married - I'm too independent :D
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