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  1. #1 Perv With 2.8 Inch Body Part Loses Appeal. 
    I can't understand how he would appeal to anybody in the first place.

    DeGuerin: Size matters; Court: Nah
    Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
    Aug. 19, 2008, 11:16PM

    A promise and a prediction. I will do my best not to insert bad puns into this column.

    I will fail.

    Houston's 14th Court of Appeals on Tuesday upheld the conviction of a local doctor for indecent exposure.

    The court rejected the argument by high-profile attorney Dick DeGuerin and his associate Neal Davis that the doctor could not have exposed himself to an undercover cop because that which is alleged to have been exposed is too small to have been seen.

    I'm not naming the doctor because his two innocent children don't deserve the playground abuse that would come both from their father's crime and the defense that he and his attorneys decided to pursue.

    A walk in the woods
    The story begins on a Monday afternoon nearly two years ago with two plainclothes vice officers in separate cars looking for perverts in Memorial Park.

    One of the officers, Daniel Leal, testified that he noticed that a car was following him and pulled into a parking lot. He said the suspect pulled up next to him and, making eye contact, began fondling himself.

    Leal said the man, wearing a dress shirt, tie and dress pants, got out of his car and approached him.

    He said the man asked him if he wanted to come sit in his car, but Leal said he'd rather go over to a wooded area.

    Leal said that, in the woods, the man pulled up his T-shirt and massaged his abdomen, then the suspect started undoing his own pants but stopped when two men walked nearby.

    Just wanted to talk
    At Leal's suggestion, they moved to a spot behind a nearby men's room, where the doctor asked Leal to "Let me see."

    Leal says he declined but said, "You let me see."

    Leal says the doctor did, whereupon Leal put him under arrest and was joined by his partner.


    The jury found the doctor guilty, and the judge gave him six months in jail, but suspended the sentence to two years of community supervision.

    The doctor had not used DeGuerin and Davis for the trial but hired them for the appeal.

    What might be called the 2.8-inch issue (as measured by a urologist DeGuerin called as an expert witness during a subsequent hearing) did not come up at the trial.

    The original attorney testified at the hearing the doctor never told him about his physique. The doctor disagreed, testifying that he mentioned it at their first meeting, but the lawyer said it "would be demeaning to bring up in court" and "this case is about exposure, not about size."

    But DeGuerin and Davis argued that it was a key bit of evidence. For one thing, the doctor said he is so embarrassed that he avoids exposure to anyone but his wife.

    Secondly, the urologist testified that given the officer's own description of how the doctor allegedly showed off, the illegal part of the alleged display would have been concealed by the doctor's palm, which the urologist measured as being more than half again as large as the subject at hand.

    In a 30-page opinion clinically crafted to avoid double-entendres, Justice Wanda McFee Fowler (writing for a unanimous three-judge panel) rejected the defense argument.

    She said the trial judge could reasonably have believed the trial lawyer that he was unaware of his client's stature. She rejected DeGuerin's argument that it was the lawyer's duty to ask his client about it.

    DeGuerin and Davis made other arguments, but the court rejected those as well.
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    I would say it's Eyeshit, but he claims to be in Chicago.
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    Maybe he can blame it on global warming... causing his... iceberg to shrink???
    Sorry. Could not help it.
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