#1 Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November10-20-2010, 01:22 PM
Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November
Because in the Democratic land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of sucking, those who kinda suck are king.
October 20, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming
So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analogue in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.
It’s Godzilla-smashing-through-a-city level of suck — but a really patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart. Or, to use Obama’s favorite analogy, you have a car stuck in ditch, so you call the mechanic, but the only tool he brings with him is a sledgehammer. And then he smashes your car to pieces and charges you $100,000 for his service. Finally, he calls you racist for complaining. Obama and the Democrats have been so awful, it’s hard for the human brain to even comprehend.
But the Democrats will counter that the Republicans also suck. And while this is true, it’s not really going to help them. As I pointed out before, both a dog incessantly barking and a zombie apocalypse are things that everyone would agree suck. Yet no one during a zombie apocalypse, while hiding out in a boarded up mall, would turn to the other survivors and say, “We don’t want to kill all the zombies; then we’d have to go back to being woken up at night by that annoying dog next door.” But this is the best argument the Democrats can come up with. “Remember how awful the Republicans and Bush were? You hated them. You don’t want to go back to that.” Yes, why would people want to go back to when 6% unemployment was considered high?
People do remember how much the Republicans suck, and they know where it tops out … and that is nowhere near as bad as the Democrats are today. Like with the barking dog, it’s annoying, but you know it’s not going to cause the collapse of civilization as we know it. Not so with the zombie apocalypse; who knows how bad that could get if left to continue? Same with the Democrats and Obama; people have never dealt with anything this horrible their entire lives, and they aren’t that curious to see how much worse it can be.
10-20-2010, 01:49 PM
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Good post.:)Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
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10-20-2010, 02:20 PM
That was great... and so true it almost hurt to read :D
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10-20-2010, 02:44 PM
If you don't vote third party you are an absolute tool.
Granted I've voted for Democrats in the past, but the thing is I learn from my mistakes.
If you really believe our two-party system is not a joke with a bunch of puppets, then you should get back to watching Fox News because Megyn Kelly is on right now ready to enlighten your mind with hard-hitting reporting.Originally Posted by Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations
10-20-2010, 02:52 PM
This is what we need.
The hard-right-libertarians should vote Tea Party.
The far-left anti-capitalists should vote Democratic Socialist
and all the wealthy elites and puppet worshipers can vote for the Fascist party (the combination of Republican and Democrat), or we can just have 4 parties.
Either way, people need to branch away from the two puppet parties that are just shifting bodies being controlled by the same wealthy elites.Originally Posted by Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations
10-20-2010, 02:54 PM
I would be a FAR greater supporter of the Tea Party if they weren't just being used as a funnel-system to shoe-in votes for the Republican Party. It's really sad seeing the same ol' elites in power trying to trick genuine hard-working Americans who have legitimate concerns into voting the same ol' way as every other election just to stop the big bad liberal boogyman.
This is how you take your country back, by voting for a third party, not by voting for the other "Big Team" like a god damn cheerleader.Originally Posted by Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations
10-20-2010, 03:29 PM
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