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    6 Absurd Classes Taught at Actual Colleges

    #4.Stupidity


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    Occidental College.
    Occidental College is a liberal arts college in LA. The Princeton Review has it on its list of The Best 361 Colleges, otherwise known as The List of All the Colleges in the U.S.

    The course is supposedly an examination of stupidity "... ranging from the presidency to Beevis (sic) and Butthead (sic)." They don't name the president but we're going to guess it's not Lincoln. Also, right away we're doubting the quality of a course that wants to teach you about stupidity but manages to spell Beavis and Butt-Head wrong. These guys may know stupidity, but apparently they don't know Google.



    The description slaps together a bunch of absurd academic jargon to try to legitimize the whole operation, with phrases like "Stupidity is neither ignorance nor organicity, but rather, a corollary of knowing..." or our other favorite, "Stupidity is always the name of the Other, and it is the sign of the feminine." Is there some kind of college course random word generator they use for these things?

    Also, what's the supposed benefit here? We don't think analyzing stupidity is going to make you feel any better about it, any more than telling us exactly what's in dog poop will let us better cope with stepping in it. Even worse, you'd be paying someone thousands of dollars to point out things that are stupid, when you could have just came to this site and let us do it for the price of free.
    http://departments.oxy.edu/registrar.../ctsj.html#180

    The rest of the list at http://www.cracked.com/article_16558...-colleges.html
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    Since it is not taught at SIU in Carbondale, IL, it must not be Blinky's major.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Since it is not taught at SIU in Carbondale, IL, it must not be Blinky's major.
    You're right, he's probably got an honorary degree in stupidity.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    You're right, he's probably got an honorary degree in stupidity.
    His minors are Wiggernomics and knucklehead politics.
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    #4.Stupidity
    Hey, that sounds like a good one. Wonder if they cover DU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Since it is not taught at SIU in Carbondale, IL, it must not be Blinky's major.
    Why are you guys so obsessed with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    Why are you guys so obsessed with me?
    Cry, Baby, cry. They pickin' on me.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    Why are you guys so obsessed with me?
    Because you're our favorite chew toy at the moment. If you weren't such an elitist asshole maybe you'd get better treatment.
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    Quit trying to stalk me at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eyelids View Post
    Why are you guys so obsessed with me?
    You know what they say - Once you go black, you never come home.
    **** Obama and **** you too.
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