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#1 Dallas Cowboys
11-02-2010, 05:59 AM
The Texas DPS are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A..The Dallas Cowboys
Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.
Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old
Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.
Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians."
-Edward Langley
"Liberals are the type of people who go on safari and wonder why they can't get out and pet the lions..."- warpig
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11-02-2010, 11:18 AM
A social worker had to interview a little boy who had been abused most of his life by different family members. His parents used to beat him and he was taken away from them and sent to live with his grandparents, who also beat him. Now that he's in foster care, the social worker started to look for a nice loving home for him to live. Just out of curiosity, she wanted to ask the little boy what kind of family he'd like to live with. The little boy answered, "The Dallas Cowboys." She pressed, "The Dallas Cowboys? Why?" He replied, "Because they don't beat nobody."
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11-02-2010, 12:33 PM
Yes.
It's a sad day in big D when the Lions have more wins.
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11-02-2010, 02:35 PM
If Jones had any sense, he would sack Wade and re hire Jimmy Johnson and let him run the show.
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11-02-2010, 03:32 PM
I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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11-02-2010, 03:50 PM
too much partying after the Super Bowl.
As a Packer Fan (and outside the stupid play of the Packers at times) I love how this season is playing out with both the Viqueens and Cowfails falling flat on their respective faces. Only downside is both will have high draft picks this year. :mad:
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