#1 From Ecstasy to Agony: DUmmy Election Meltdown - 2004 Version!!!11-02-2010, 04:05 PM
I pulled this off of an old laptop & thought it would be appropriate for election day. A compilation of threads from 2004 where the DUmmies have such high hopes for John Kerry, only to see him fail miserably. I originally posted it here pre-crash, sometime in 2005 but glad to recover it for posterity.
The titles alone are excellent to read, but the links work too for full DUmmy angst. Enjoy! :D
How much crying and whining will we hear from the pukes?
TIA: 10/11 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 325 EV, ZOGBY 47-44
Will Pitt : Zogby's internal tracking poll - the one you need a password to see...
Do you think Kerry held back during the last debate?
TIA: Election Model: Independent and media pollsters agree: * is toast!
Will Bush concede the election?
Using Election Scorecard--let's predict when Kerry will claim victory
The cellphone brigade and why the polls may be wrong (Joe Trippi)
IN A LANDSLIDE. In. A. Landslide.
We already know it will be a Kerry LANDSLIDE...
TIA: BACKTESTING THE 2000 ELECTION: PROOF THE ELECTION MODEL WORKS!
OMG Bush Is SO OVER! Let's Gloat.
Does anyone out there feel a little bad for *?
Folks forget "close Kerry victory." We're looking at a LANDSLIDE
Who remembers "Kerry's a closer" ?
This is how I see the electoral map panning out.
Straight from the mouth of ROVE -"WATCH ZOGBY"
$kimmer: What Everyone is Saying About the Debates...
TIA: 10/14 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 316 EV, 97% WIN PROB, 50.9% OF THE VOTE
Prediction Thread for 10/15! Place your bets!
Why Kerry will win.
WTF? Kerry leads in FOX 50-48, AP/WP 48-46, GALLUP 50-48, AP 50-46...so
Why I Hate The Electoral College System...
The October Surprise is . . .
I smell something fishy going on with the GOP
AP Wire, November 3, 2004:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kerry's EV job not that difficult, in fact *excellent*
Voters aged 30-49 favor Bush - Who are these people?
Frank Luntz (Repub Pollster) says bush in trouble
Pitt: I gave my life to this election. Are you ready for November 3rd?
Democratic Senate Gains/Loss for November 2004
READ THIS - Voter dissatisfaction indicates it won't be close
Top Ten Reasons Kerry Will Beat George Bush
OMG - CNN just tipped their hand re: Election Theft 04
Will "exit polling" be used to assist GOP vote theft?
Nov. 2 Predictions
John Zogby-John Kerry will be the 44th President of the United States.
I predict that Democrats will win back Senate (net gain of 4 seats)
we may not have a president by January 20th
Is Tennessee in play now? Early voter turnout HUGE!
Dick Morris on Faux: Bush is in trouble. Only one way he can win.
Post Your Election Prediction
Hey Experts -- Will Dems Take Control Of Senate... House?
What's your gut feeling about the election?
Folks this isn't looking like a "close" Kerry win but a LANDSLIDE
Red Sox win- Good omen for Kerry?
Don't you dare under estimate the value Bill Clinton will have.
TIA: 10/20 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 312 EV, 96% WIN PROB, 51.39% OF THE VOTEVoted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender
11-02-2010, 04:06 PM
Anyone that votes for Shrub is just as guilty as him.
Lets talk upsets...
Kerry/Edwards WILL win
TIA: For Kerry to have a 99.99% win probability, he needs...
BIN LADEN FOUND!!!
Frantic Freepers discussing secession
Seeking comments on my election prediction
Kerry by a LANDSLIDE
Kerry LANDSLIDE - Prediction update:
Kerry has closed the deal
After winning, we should not humiliate freepers.
Why is it so hard for Kerry to win?
Depressed Freepers have lost faith.
What are you looking forward to if Kerry wins the election?
99.94%! Kerry's win probability (332 EV) if he gets 75% of the undecided
prediction: NOT EVEN CLOSE: kerry 52%; bush 47%; others 1%
Any Other Pessimists Out There
Stock Market Indicator Update: How do you spell "toast" with one letter? W
Please post your state-by-state predictions, if you dare.
I've had a "spaketh." Kerry is going to win in a landslide.
TIA: Kerry: Down the stretch, closing the deal. Bush: flatlining at 46%.
Kerry will win the popular vote 51% to 47% , Bush has peaked
Is anyone else feeling optimistic?
Transition to Kerry - what can Bush do from Nov 3 to Jan 20?
Bookies pick Kerry 20 to 1
Red States Going Blue
Why Kerry will win and the inaccuracy of polls
mopaul: who will be the biggest sore losers, us or them?
I'm betting Kerry takes it with 60%..
It's possible that Chimpy McFlightsuit is losing Texas!
Does the Red Sox Victory Make You Feel Better About A Kerry Win?
How crazy is this election prediction?
What's Kerry doing right that Gore did wrong in '00?
Folks, it's not going to be as close as they say. Kerry by at least 6.
TIA: 10/30 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 321 EV, 98.4% WIN PROB, 51.17% OF THE VOTE
The pollsters DON'T take into consideration a HUGE Democratic turnout!
TIA: BIG BLUE (Monte Carlo Simulations)
Which state will be the biggest surpriseTuesday night ?
The Ultimate Pollster says KERRY WILL WIN!
Trumad: The official "What time John Kerry will be announced President" pool!!!
Who is in favor of abolishing the electoral college?
Have you ever seen the Dems so united? I mean, seriously...
How big of a win will it take for the other side not to holler "foul"?
RAIN - The 'Hanging Chad' of 2004
My fearless predictions for Tuesday
When Bush* is Defeated, Which Loser Will Throw the Biggest Tantrum?
It's IMPOSSIBLE to logically predict a Bush* win in a tied race.Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender
11-02-2010, 04:06 PM
TIA: 10/31 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 323 EV, 98% WIN PROB, 51.3% OF THE VOTE
What will be the very 1st thing you do the moment Kerry is declared winner
Name your SURPRISE state
STATE-BY-STATE PREDICTIONS -- Add your input here!
Bush Told He Will Lose
It's official! ESPN Sportscenter predicts Kerry win!
An earthquake is about to shake the Republican Party...
TIA: 11/01 ELECTION MODEL: KERRY 317 EV, 98% WIN PROB
61%. . .
When Kerry wins, who will be the next Chief Justice?
With AP running "exit" polls, when can we start to expect data?
WILL YOU ALL QUIT IT WITH THE KERRY LANSLIDE TALK!!!!
TIA: 11/01 ELECTION MODEL FINAL EDITION: KERRY 337/201, 99.9% WIN PROB, 51.80%
Political oddsmaker website: IT'S KERRY! This guy is never wrong.
Exit polls snapshot (2:00 pm) Not Bad !!
Zogby Final Prediction: Kerry 311, Bush 213
"Skewed exit polls?" Are we about to be DIEBOLDED?!?
Are we being ambushed? By bogus exit poll numbers?
Aside from the usual caution about exit polls, remember
Expect news of Bush meltdown to be sudden and massive ...
I sense dread in Ohio and FL.
When do we get to tell Freeps to quit whinning and just GET OVER IT?
BULLS-it WOLF, you cocksucking whore!!!
Zogby : K 311, B 213 (6:41 PM 10/2/04)
Freepers Starting to Crack
Florida will go for Kerry
G-- damn the electoral college system to hell!
Karl Rove is gonna try and steal this thing
We are going to win, but what this election tells me is that our country
These red states are making me so mad!!!
Let me help you people freaking out- out
next step is succession....
I think the networks are purposely holding out blue states.
well, raise your hand if you thought it would be a landslide.
I predict: OH will go to Kerry. Believe it.
What will it mean if Kerry loses Ohio AND Florida?
Who else hears the cavalry approaching?
KERRY NEEDS A GAIN OF ONLY 120,000 TO TAKE LEAD IN OHIO
For those of you who are nervous...
Any theories as to why exit polls not matching actual numbers in FL and OH
"Litigating the results would be bad for the country"
Anybody else having a lot of difficulty believing the vote is this close?
I don't think we have the votes in OH, think we have lost. Nt
Remember that the exit polls showed a Kerry win....
EXIT POLLS SHOW THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN STOLEN
What happened to the youth vote?Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender
11-02-2010, 04:07 PM
Someone f--king explain this to me...
Stolen Election: Part Deux
Even if AWOL is DECLARED the winner, do NOT despair
This ain't over till Michael Moore says it's over....
We live in a nation of idiots.
NBC: OHIO may go to Kerry!!! (1:39 AM, 11/3/04)
Oh My F--king God -- KERRY IS GOING TO BE THE PRESIDENT!!!
We will not surrender - everyone wear black hoodies tomorrow
something is wrong
Heads up, DUers. The crackdown will be coming, and we'll all be included.
WHAT THE F-CK HAPPENED after 5pm this afternoon?
We need to face reality
Will liberals be rounded up?
I just don't believe any of it.
What to do now? First: Stop Buying Shit You Don't Need!!!
Lurking Freepers: When YOUR Kid Gets Drafted...Don't Cry To Me!!
WHICH IS WORSE: * wins due to fraud, or * wins because he actually WON?
I plan to point out the blood on at least half of America's hands....
We lost on cultural issues
Did He Concede to Make Sure He Wouldn't Win?
Conceding is the best thing Kerry can do for our cause, and here's why:
TAKE TO THE STREETS! FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!
ONE MORE TIME: STOLEN AGAIN -- HERE ARE FACTS -- USE THEM!
Time for Payback (Repukes Be Warned)
I AM ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN. THERE. I SAID IT.
Saying Goodbye to Politics
An open letter to... shudder... President Bush
The five stages of grief--where are you this afternoon?
What A F-cked Up Country We Live In... How Did We Get To Be Like This?
O.K. lets do some predictions for the next 4 years of Bush
LISTEN UP GUYS... I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU!!!
Thanks Mr. Kerry. You left us holding the bag.
I don't think this thing is over till it's over
What Are You Doing Today To Cope?
Grown people crying, check in
Why is there no outrage?
CBS: Kerry concedesVoted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender
11-02-2010, 05:25 PM
I "Sticky'd" this Ralph. This is pure win.
11-06-2010, 06:43 PM
Excellent work. Couple of my favs:What's Kerry doing right that Gore did wrong in '00?Did He Concede to Make Sure He Wouldn't Win?
11-08-2010, 03:28 PM
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
Did you save the one where the guy sat in the corner for 3 days, sucking his thumb and pissing his pants?
I lost that when my old computer died.
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
11-08-2010, 07:36 PM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- In my own private Alamo on The Mountain in Georgia
Years ago I posted regularly over there. Even had a blog.
Damn how things have changed. For the Better. :DHey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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