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    She's so fat she receives her mail in two zip codes.:eek:
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Okay, the question we all wanted to ask, but since Johnny Carson is no longer with us, I'll do it:

    How fat is she...?
    Got to keep this going:

    She's so fat that she has her own zip code.
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    She's so fat that....

    When she walks out to get her mail, it measures on the Richter scale.

    She's got more chins than Chinatown.

    Down at the beach she's a lucky woman...she's the only one who gets a tan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    She's so fat that....

    When she walks out to get her mail, it measures on the Richter scale.

    She's got more chins than Chinatown.

    Down at the beach she's a lucky woman...she's the only one who gets a tan.
    She is so fat

    that her double chins make her look like she's staring at you over a stack of pancakes.

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    While I would never trust my child to somebody that out of shape, I don't think the boy's mother should be charged. That's a lack of judgement. The death of her child is enough punishment. She's having to deal with enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lanie
    While I would never trust my child to somebody that out of shape, I don't think the boy's mother should be charged. That's a lack of judgement. The death of her child is enough punishment. She's having to deal with enough.
    The toddler's mother, Jaime Rosales, was charged earlier with injury to a child in the case, because she allegedly left him alone with his aunt, in violation of an agreement she had previously signed with Child Protective Services. Rosales apparently was not considered an appropriate babysitter for the boy because she was physically unable to take care of him.
    http://www.abajournal.com/news/hefty...00_pound_woman



    Hidalgo County's district attorney tells Fox 26 he is trying to figure out where to detain Rosales while the case develops.

    He says the county jail can't accommodate a person of her size, so taxpayers will have to pay at least $1,000 a day to house her in a Rio Grande Valley hospital. It cost $40 per day to house inmates at the county jail.
    http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    She is so fat

    that her double chins make her look like she's staring at you over a stack of pancakes.
    She is so fat...

    when she fell in love, she broke it.
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