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    Nice name. I am sure she is an illegal and living off of welfare and medicaid.
    **** Obama and **** you too.
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    This is a HUGE problem.
    Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
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    Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives. (Are you listening Barry)?:mad:
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    In these situations I always wonder about their enabler. Someone had to buy, bring and cook all the garbage that made this woman that huge. How do you rationalize it?
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    This thread is worthless without a pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    This thread is worthless without a pic.
    Here's a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Here's a good one.

    Oh. My. God! LMFAO!

    Thanks Linda. I now want to claw my eyes out with a spork. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    A liquid diet, maybe.
    Industrial liposuction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpy View Post
    Well, she already is a prisoner in her own home. If I were King, I would allow her to stay in her home, and she would be given the prison food diet. That would be punishment, for sure. She would eventually lose enough weight to allow her to be imprisoned for her crime.
    Brick her in and feed her through a slot in the wall. Worked for Elizabeth Bathory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    Brick her in and feed her through a slot in the wall. Worked for Elizabeth Bathory.
    Okay, the question we all wanted to ask, but since Johnny Carson is no longer with us, I'll do it:

    How fat is she...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Okay, the question we all wanted to ask, but since Johnny Carson is no longer with us, I'll do it:

    How fat is she...?
    She is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
    Last edited by FlaGator; 08-24-2008 at 11:46 AM.

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