If you're male, request a female pat-down agent.
If you're female, request a male pat-down agent.
Giggle a lot.
Pretend you're gay/lesbian, and ask if they'll do it again.
Voice a loud, orgasmic "OHHHHHHHHHH......... yes, yes!"
Ask the agent for a date.
Make comments like, "Oh, you're so naughty!"
...and anything else to embarrass the TSA agent..........and the TSA.