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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    for women?
    Why not? It's not like they can ask your sex or anything. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Guy View Post
    When they pat you down they are usually behind you soooooooo.

    Bend at the waist and back up,...:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molon Labe View Post
    or take one of these to the airport

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XuLXD3iZ88
    lol and women claim they don't look at that.
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    lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.
    Your right, this would be a better job for you to do, their junk would be right at eye level!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Your right, this would be a better job for you to do, their junk would be right at eye level!
    And if you take the pat down you'd best give the poor guy a pair of tweezers. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    And if you take the pat down you'd best give the poor guy a pair of tweezers. :p
    Duh! Of course it would have to be a pair, what good would one tweezer do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Duh! Of course it would have to be a pair, what good would one tweezer do!
    poke someone's eye out. sheesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.
    I bet they get a lot of washed-out Correctional Officers. :p
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