Things to do in the TSA "checkout stand"....

[Gingersnap]

for women?

Why not? It's not like they can ask your sex or anything. :D

[Rockntractor]

Fart.

[marv]

When they pat you down they are usually behind you soooooooo.

Bend at the waist and back up,...:D

Fart.

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[PoliCon]

or take one of these to the airport

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XuLXD3iZ88

lol and women claim they don't look at that.

[PoliCon]

lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.

[Rockntractor]

lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.

Your right, this would be a better job for you to do, their junk would be right at eye level!

[PoliCon]

Your right, this would be a better job for you to do, their junk would be right at eye level!

And if you take the pat down you'd best give the poor guy a pair of tweezers. :p

[Rockntractor]

And if you take the pat down you'd best give the poor guy a pair of tweezers. :p

Duh! Of course it would have to be a pair, what good would one tweezer do!

[PoliCon]

Duh! Of course it would have to be a pair, what good would one tweezer do!

poke someone's eye out. sheesh.

[m00]

lets remember people that most TSA agents are real - NORMAL - people just trying to do their job.

I bet they get a lot of washed-out Correctional Officers. :p