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    Mr. Snaps worked at my college. He refused to lend me a library book because I didn't have the "right" I.D. I had the right I.D. to play cards and drink like a fish, though.

    He was casually dating a faculty member at the time. Let's just say that less Women's Studies and more woman study carried the day. ;)
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    Karaoke... That's how I won over the little lady. I got up to the mic at the local Azteca Restaurant in Federal Way, Wa. back in December 1992 and sang "Pretty Woman" to the lady sitting right next to my future wife.
    I was then invited to the table where I was passed off to her...she claims she won me over from the tramp I was hitting on and the rest is history. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    So what do/did you do make sure the object of your interest knows you have an interest without being a total jackass?

    The Lounge needs your serious input on this issue. Workable, legal, non-fantasy posts only.

    What are your successful methods for indicating interest while still leaving both parties a dignified exit? Good methods for suppressing office gossip a plus.
    You asked for "Workable, legal, non-fantasy posts" in THIS lounge? :D

    Funniest post all day.:p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mau10man View Post
    .she claims she won me over from the tramp I was hitting on and the rest is history. :D
    That reminds me, I did boink my wifes girlfriend first and the apartment manager and a red head by the pool but hey I had to get it out of my system!
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    When I lay my eye on somebody I want, I just walk up and tell them very directly that they have been chosen and will be my next victim. I've found that usually scares the crap out of a man, but they can't resist seeing where it's going to go. Men are amusing little creatures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    When I lay my eye on somebody I want, I just walk up and tell them very directly that they have been chosen and will be my next victim. I've found that usually scares the crap out of a man, but they can't resist seeing where it's going to go. Men are amusing little creatures.
    Yeah yeah, we just play along to get the prize!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Yeah yeah, we just play along to get the prize!
    Right, and then that's when the trap gets sprung.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    Right, and then that's when the trap gets sprung.
    Yeah trap, you're flitting around getting free dinners being treated like princesses and the next thing you know we got you making sandwiches and scrubbing floors!
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    Oh I see you've played this game before! ;)
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    I throw a rock at em'
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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