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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Speaking of which, where is Rock? He should be the resident expert on such things.
    He might be making a goat bagpipe for all we know. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Speaking of which, where is Rock? He should be the resident expert on such things.
    These men also wear dresses, it's shocking what they do with goats!:eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    He might be making a goat bagpipe for all we know. :eek:
    Censorship:I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.

    I Would If I Could

    The Northern Virginia Transvestites Sisters:D
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8--9...eature=related


    They grump when I jump on the bed, so I don't.
    I would if I could but I can't, so I won't.

    They frown when I knock people down, so I don't.
    I would if I could but I can't, so I won't.

    They smite when I hit or I bite, so I don't.
    I would if I could but I can't, so I won't.

    I would if I could, would if I could, would if I could but I can't.

    They gripe when I swipe anything, anywhere.
    I would if I could but I can't, it's not fair.

    They faint when I paint on the wall or the door.
    I would if I could but I can't, any more.

    They're cross when I toss lima beans round the room.
    I would if I could but they low-er the boom.

    I would if I could, would if I could, would if I could but I can't.
    I am trying to figure outWhat the world's okay with.
    What I can and cannot get away with.

    They flip when I strip in the park, which I've done.
    I would if I could but I can't, but it's fun.

    They yell when I tell Mama's age, though it's true.
    I would if I could but I can't, 32.

    They scowl and they growl and they puff and they pant
    With the yes and the no and the shall and the shan't.

    But I know down below as they rave and they rant,
    They would if they could, would if they could,
    Would if they could but they can't.
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    WTF.....
    That video is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
    Holding and blowing into a dead goat while it's lifeless
    eyes are looking around is just creepy and grose-a-roo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    WTF.....
    That video is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
    Holding and blowing into a dead goat while it's lifeless
    eyes are looking around is just creepy and grose-a-roo.
    Yeah, and what else did he do with that poor goat!:eek:
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    He fingered his root like a flute....
    oh wait, that was that guy from Sheroot that did that.
    Last edited by Kay; 11-19-2010 at 11:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    That is awesome! I was kind of disappointed that he didn't play 'Amazing Grace', though. :)
    Nice...
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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