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    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    Oh Great,Just what we need. Now every queer with an Exhibit Fixation on both coasts will be heading for the airport to 'Get Their Jollies' !
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    Why did they arrest the old fag !The TSA guy was the one flipping around with him !
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    I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D
    We're talking San Francisco !The land of the Fruit and Nuts.A Queer Interior decorator would naturally change it's name to entice it's customers to something rather exotic.
    Something like Humpty Brahn or Sammy SweetTouch !While hanging the drapes who knows what could happen especially while wearing those tight in the crotch pants .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D
    It is.

    Still funny though. :D
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    Now Wikileaks is onto it:

    WikiLeaks to release Percy Cummings arrest documents

    Citing the imminent demise of the TSA, Assange claims that the incident leading up to Cummings’ arrest would be “the shot heard around the world.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    How is this a crime ?The Old Fag was clearly manipulated into an ejaculation !

    According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.

    As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

    Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I love this story but I'm pretty sure it's just clever satire. It originally comes from 'Dead Serious News'. Also, how likely is it that the perv in question would be gay, an interior decorator from San Francisco, and named "Cummings"? :D
    If you're only PRETTY sure, you're slippin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    How is this a crime ?The Old Fag was clearly manipulated into an ejaculation !

    According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.

    As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.

    Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
    Dude. It's satire. It didn't really happen (well not yet, anyway).
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