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  1. #1 " Demise of The Prehistoric Midgets: Snack-Sized Little People Eaten by Giant Storks. 
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    Prehistoric Hobbit Humans May Have Been Hunted by Giant Six-Foot Storks

    Are you familiar with "hobbits," or Homo florsiensis, the wee, extinct human species thought to have lived tens of thousands of years ago? Are you aware that they might have been hunted and eaten by enormous, six-foot-tall storks?

    Two paleontologists, Hanneke Meijer and the awesomely-named Rokus Awe Due, found several fossils of the winged beasts in the same cave where the remains of Homo florsiensis were originally discovered in 2003. It likely weighed around 35 pounds, and was, doubtless, absolutely terrifying. It probably ate fishes, lizards and birds, and, according to Meijer, "possibly in principle even small, juvenile hobbits."

    Now, let's be clear, there is, as of right now, no direct evidence that the storks ate tiny cave-people. Just evidence that they probably lived at around the same time. And evidence that the birds were humongous, and frighteningly large, and the little miniature people were basically snack-sized.

    http://gawker.com/5709949/prehistori...ix+foot-storks
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    You have midgets, giant storks, and "snacks".

    How is this not Lounge fodder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Are you familiar with "hobbits," or Homo florsiensis, the wee, extinct human species thought to have lived tens of thousands of years ago?
    They are still around and we all know at least one!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
    http://i.imgur.com/FHvkMSE.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    They are still around and we all know at least one!
    They have learned to escape the birds by smearing themselves with that evil smelling red crap catsup !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You have midgets, giant storks, and "snacks".

    How is this not Lounge fodder?
    I post in the Lounge you move it .I post in General You move it ...WHATSAMATTERYOU Red ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    I post in the Lounge you move it .I post in General You move it ...WHATSAMATTERYOU Red ?
    You posted this one in GD. Put down the tasty wine and step away from the keyboard. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You posted this one in GD. Put down the tasty wine and step away from the keyboard. :p
    ah drunk. Now I understand.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    They are still around and we all know at least one!
    One of these days I'm gonna gnaw your leg off at the ankle. :mad:
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You posted this one in GD. Put down the tasty wine and step away from the keyboard. :p
    Cognac and soda !
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    One of these days I'm gonna gnaw your leg off at the ankle. :mad:
    Watch out Mr Rock,He wont stop at the ankle !:eek:
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