19 Unusual Gifts Nobody Wants

[bijou]

$10, uncommongoods.com

Much like photographing infants decorated with fake leaves in flowerpots, the dog moustache is just plain cruel. But hey, this type of torture only costs $10 — those photos of babies in flowerpots are way pricier.

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The anti-aging mask is just plain scary. :eek:

[Gingersnap]

I actually own the banana thing - involuntarily, I might add. I never eat bananas (or most fruit) but Mr. Snaps does and he stores partially consumed bananas in one for munching several hours later.

[bijou]

I actually own the banana thing - involuntarily, I might add. I never eat bananas (or most fruit) but Mr. Snaps does and he stores partially consumed bananas in one for munching several hours later.

I was going to buy one the other week. It was in a shop where nothing costs over 99p, I am so careful with money that I thought no I don't really need one. I don't tend to eat bananas on the move.

[Articulate_Ape]

I actually own the banana thing - involuntarily, I might add. I never eat bananas (or most fruit) but Mr. Snaps does and he stores partially consumed bananas in one for munching several hours later.

How can he not eat a whole banana?

[bijou]

How can he not eat a whole banana?

Perhaps they have giant mutant bananas in Colorado.

[Articulate_Ape]

Perhaps they have giant mutant bananas in Colorado.

That or Mr. Snaps makes our resident midget look like Poli Bunyan.

[Gingersnap]

How can he not eat a whole banana?

He can eat a whole banana but not two whole bananas so the unused half gets a stay of execution for a few hours. Or sometimes he adds half a banana plus a lot of berries to cereal. It's some kind of cereal-eater/fruit-in-cereal issue. I don't eat breakfast cereals either so this is not my area of expertise.

[Articulate_Ape]

He can eat a whole banana but not two whole bananas so the unused half gets a stay of execution for a few hours. Or sometimes he adds half a banana plus a lot of berries to cereal. It's some kind of cereal-eater/fruit-in-cereal issue. I don't eat breakfast cereals either so this is not my area of expertise.

What the hell DO you eat, Ginger?

[NJCardFan]

You can't go wrong with diamonds — unless those diamonds are a by-product of recently deceased Fluffy's remains. Life Gem cremates departed pets, using the carbon to create a unique gem with a creepy backstory.

Eww.

[Gingersnap]

What the hell DO you eat, Ginger?

For breakfast I eat homemade muesli and yogurt or I have eggs and some diced veggies or leftover fish. I don't have a sweet tooth to begin with so sweet cereal and sweet fruit first thing in the morning is just too much. Besides, who knows what's in boxed cow food? :eek:

I don't really have any problems eating leftover dinner for breakfast when it comes right down to it.