I would depopulate 12 countries.
I would publicly execute 12 prominent citizens in each country.
I would scrape the mosque off the site of the Temple in Jerusalem.
I would flatten Mecca.
I would drag the Pope through the streets of Rome and throw him into a ceremonial volcano.
I would have the tongues removed from anyone who pronounces the "t" in "often" or who begins a sentence with "Meantime".
I would declare open season on Rap and Heavy Metal musicians.
I would have the ears removed from people who have grommets in their ears.
I would have police pull up asspants and affix them to the wearers' waists with a surgical staple gun.
I would have silence in the Walmart!!!!!!
:D Bet your moms don't not no.
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