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  1. #1 "Woman's Claims Surgeons Electric Pen Ignited Her Flatus and Burnt Her Cookie" 
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    Woman who claims the gas she passed set her genitals on fire loses case against her surgeon.


    A woman who claims that she set fire to her genitals when she broke wind during hemorrhoidectomy lost the malpractice lawsuit that she filed against her Boston-area surgeon.

    The incident happened in June 2005. The woman said that she suffered burns to her anal, vaginal and perineal areas, resulting in an infection, according to court documents.

    The case began routinely enough. Her skin was prepped for surgery with an alcohol-based antibacterial solution.

    The surgeon inserted a saline-soaked surgical sponge into her anal canal, placed a stitch with a chromic suture that was packed in alcohol and then used an electrosurgery pen to start dissecting her hemorrhoids.

    During the electrosurgery, the woman contends that she "passed flatus and a fire ignited near her perineum," according to court documents.

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    That's the kind of thing that really burns my ass. :D
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    TMI!:eek:
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    How the hell is her farting his malpractice???
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    It was an honest mistake. No need to get anal about it.
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    That is seriously some hot ......................meow.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by m00 View Post
    It was an honest mistake. No need to get anal about it.
    I'm sure that the medical review board will get to the bottom of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    I'm sure that the medical review board will get to the bottom of this.
    I'm pretty sure they'll fine the lawsuit was completely assinine.
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    Taint good news for her in any case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madisonian View Post
    Taint good news for her in any case.
    LOL!

    This is true. As it is, she and her lawyer will be the butt of many jokes around the courthouse.
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