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    I know I'm British and therefore ignorant on such issues, but may I ask, which bit of the lady is the lady's "cookie"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    I know I'm British and therefore ignorant on such issues, but may I ask, which bit of the lady is the lady's "cookie"?
    Her muffin.:o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Her muffin.:o
    And pray tell, which bit is the muffin?

    If it is what I think you mean, I am very saddened to hear that the poor lady's "muffin" was inflamed thus.

    Muffins should be warmed gently, ideally by hand, and not subject to direct flame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    And pray tell, which bit is the muffin?
    It's what's behind the meat curtain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m00 View Post
    It's what's behind the meat curtain.
    Aha, gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up. :o
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    Ya'll are just ebil!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Ya'll are just ebil!
    You laughed at each one too :p:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    You laughed at each one too :p:D
    I did not. :mad: and even if I did I wouldn't admit to it. :p
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    I'm still laughing. I'm sure many people can get behind this lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    Aha, gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up. :o
    It's funny how baked goods describe the intimate parts of a woman, muffin and cookie being the obvious examples. I suppose that with the right inflection, crumpet, sweet roll, cream bun or just about any other pastry could double for that particular entendre, including the word pastry.
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    I'm still laughing. I'm sure many people can get behind this lady.
    I'm sure that they will get their asses all fired up about it.
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