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    Nothing is worse than a disappointing turkey.
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    Worst is obviously fruitcake. If you find a hair in your fruitcake, you found the best part.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Nothing is worse than a disappointing turkey.
    There have been wars fought over it. How do you think the country of Turkey came about?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Worst is obviously fruitcake. If you find a hair in your fruitcake, you found the best part.
    I like fruit cake!:mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I like fruit cake!:mad:
    So YOU'RE the one! :mad:
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Worst is obviously fruitcake. If you find a hair in your fruitcake, you found the best part.
    I make killer fruit cakes. I soak them in bourbon for a month. I also like to make white fruit cakes. These are very tender and festive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I make killer fruit cakes. I soak them in bourbon for a month. I also like to make white fruit cakes. These are very tender and festive.
    Good fruit cake is a delicacy!:)
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    Best? PUMPKIN ROLL!!

    Worst? Candied sweet potatos. How anyone eats them is beyond me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Nothing is worse than a disappointing turkey.
    They are not the smartest animals in the world, maybe you are expecting too much from your turkey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I get to roast a turkey properly this weekend. I am obligated to be subjected to the abomination my MIL creates at Thanksgiving in her nefarious kitchen. Did you ever see the turkey scene on National Lapoon's Christmas Vacation? That bird looked moist and tasty compared to the dessicated mummy we get at the pilgrim feast.

    I can roast a turkey. Oh yes. And CS while you are watching your kin women dress I'll be making stuffing you'd kill for. :p

    My mom thinks the turkey has to be "done done". That means that the leg falls off.
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