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  1. #1 "San Francisco Woman Banned By TSA Because Of the Contour of Her Butt" 
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    OKLAHOMA CITY -- The woman who made national headlines for her near-naked protest at the airport in Oklahoma City is back and once again banned from flying.

    A YouTube video put Tammy Banovac in the national spotlight. Banovac says she went through security wearing next-to-nothing, to protest new security rules at airports nationwide.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFi1...eature=related

    12/01/2010 Related Story: Woman Strips Down To Bra, Panties At OKC Airport To Protest TSA Pat-Downs

    http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=13595889

    Banovac was back at the Will Rogers Airport Tuesday and once again, security says she can't board her flight back home to Phoenix.

    Last month security denied her access because they said they found traces of nitrate somewhere on her body.

    Now, it's something near her bottom that is raising a red flag.

    "The stated reason was there was... They were unable to clear an unusual contour of my buttocks area," said Banovac.

    Tammy wouldn't say what the unusual contour was, but says she's sleeping at the airport. She was told she would be allowed to board her flight home Wednesday morning.

    http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=13752120
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    Butt implants?
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    Hmmm, looks like everything else was implanted...:D
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    so now only certain body types can fly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    so now only certain body types can fly?
    Thank God, can we finally declare fat people to be a security risk?
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    I'm happy to see that the agents felt (;)) that her butt contour would be sufficiently remedied by wednesday so that she could get on the plane.
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    "So you're not going to let her through?"

    "Nope. Git."

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    That dog lickin' on her leg the whole time just adds to the strange of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    That dog lickin' on her leg the whole time just adds to the strange of this.
    *ckokes self to avoid the obvious dog-licking/butt connection jokes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kay View Post
    That dog lickin' on her leg the whole time just adds to the strange of this.
    I wonder how she cleans her carpets? I mean with the dog an all in the house, just sayin'
    How is obama working out for you?
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