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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Well?
    I looked but didn't see one. Maybe this is a new tradition for us. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by CueSi View Post
    $6 Gas and the Friots... because if they ration Krispy Kremes, we will have a problem. They'll say it's for health, but will prolly be to the stupid corn subsidies.
    Before I get too serious.
    And Tom Cruise will divorce Katie Holmes. Or at least separate from her. Kate and William will potentially invite the Bushes to the wedding. The Kardiashian that's married to the Broke down American Psycho looking motherfucker will leave him. Deanna Favre will separate from her husband. Kurt and Brenda Warner will adopt another child. Jim Caviezel or Jon Voight will be in a movie that does gangbusters. Michael Moore will gain back all the weight he lost. Seth Rogen won't.

    James Franco will come out of the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I looked but didn't see one. Maybe this is a new tradition for us. :D
    I couldn't find it either but I know we did one.
    How is obama working out for you?
    http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/5d569df9-186a-477b-a665-3ea8a8b9b655_zpse9003e54.jpg
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    I predict unemployment will decline a half percentage point and the press will fall all over themselves to spin Obama as “getting the economy back on track”.
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    Brett Favre stays retired
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    Quote Originally Posted by gator View Post
    I predict unemployment will decline a half percentage point and the press will fall all over themselves to spin Obama as “getting the economy back on track”.
    It's 2010 and it's happening right now. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molon Labe View Post
    Brett Favre stays retired
    General Francisco Franco and Ted Kennedy will remain dead?
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    Bank Of America will collapse.
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    Little girls will swoon over a no telnt, genderless, hack singer because the MTV tells them to.
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    Jendf gets married and divorced on the same day. Surprisingly this does not happen in Vegas.

    Hampshirebrit wrecks at 142 mph and is ejected 200 feet from his car. However, he gets up, walks back and somehow manages to drive home.

    After much speculation we finally find out that Mrs. Patriot45 does all the cooking. Patriot45 earns his badge in trick photography.

    Bijou is simultaneously attacked by a zombie, a mad bovine and a lone foot that washed ashore somewhere but she triumphantly turns them into dinner, a pantsuit and a pair of shoes.

    Gingersnap and megimoo take a break from CU. No new threads are made for over a week.

    Policon is discovered to be a web bot.

    Rockntractor converts to islam. The irony drives him mad.

    Quesi and Mrs. Smith turn out to be the same poster. Hilarity abounds.

    Ralph Wiggum and phillygirl marry. ralph gets a sex change operation and is never heard from again.

    The Lions win the superbowl but ConSpeaks cable was out. He is also never heard from again.

    wilbur, satty and wee wee reverse polygamy with undergroundpanther.

    lurkalot gains 200 pounds after she finds out KFC cures ass rash.

    Carol joins DU and lobbys for a B/W of CU. She's successful and brings over SR threads 5 at a time.
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