I predict unemployment will decline a half percentage point and the press will fall all over themselves to spin Obama as “getting the economy back on track”.
Brett Favre stays retired
Bank Of America will collapse.
Little girls will swoon over a no telnt, genderless, hack singer because the MTV tells them to.
Jendf gets married and divorced on the same day. Surprisingly this does not happen in Vegas.
Hampshirebrit wrecks at 142 mph and is ejected 200 feet from his car. However, he gets up, walks back and somehow manages to drive home.
After much speculation we finally find out that Mrs. Patriot45 does all the cooking. Patriot45 earns his badge in trick photography.
Bijou is simultaneously attacked by a zombie, a mad bovine and a lone foot that washed ashore somewhere but she triumphantly turns them into dinner, a pantsuit and a pair of shoes.
Gingersnap and megimoo take a break from CU. No new threads are made for over a week.
Policon is discovered to be a web bot.
Rockntractor converts to islam. The irony drives him mad.
Quesi and Mrs. Smith turn out to be the same poster. Hilarity abounds.
Ralph Wiggum and phillygirl marry. ralph gets a sex change operation and is never heard from again.
The Lions win the superbowl but ConSpeaks cable was out. He is also never heard from again.
wilbur, satty and wee wee reverse polygamy with undergroundpanther.
lurkalot gains 200 pounds after she finds out KFC cures ass rash.
Carol joins DU and lobbys for a B/W of CU. She's successful and brings over SR threads 5 at a time.
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