CU 2011 Prediction Thread

[m00]

Bank Of America will collapse.

Man, I hope not. That would be very, very inconvenient for me.

[Lager]

Iran's nuclear program will be severely set back by something large, and noisy.

[Lager]

In 2011, it will be confirmed that TSA screeners at airports now handle more packages than the US Post Office. :D

[Kay]

Bailey will get a fabulous job offer that he just can't turn down.
Only to find it entails him relocating to Dallas Texas. :p

[Rockntractor]

Cu will go gay and get a fabulous new name!:D

[Gingersnap]

I think both the 'global warming' fad and the 'low fat' fad will take more and more serious hits in the coming year.

[Madisonian]

Harry Reid will be killed by a stampede of wild burros while walking in the Nevada desert.
Ann Coulter will admit that Janeane Garafolo is her lesbian lover.
William Pitt will be outed as a mole at DU and is really.... at CU.
Keith Olbermann will invite Jim Demint, Eric Cantor and Rand Paul on his show.
Michael Vick will be gunned down by 2 PETA members in pit bull costumes.
Sean Hannity will go 10 minutes on his show without saying "literally".
bobbolink (who is homeless) will be offered HUD secretary by Obama.
Rahm Emanuel will be elected as Mayor of Chicago in a landslide vote of 2,158,000 to 1,984,000 with only 3,126,000 registered voters in Chicago.
Republicans in the newly elected House will keep at least 3 campaign promises.

[Gingersnap]

Bumping for speculation.