You know, franksolich is starting to get worried.
We're coming up to the last lap, the top five primitives, and unless there's some ties further on up, it looks as if many favorites of yesteryear might have bitten the dust, never even having made runners-up.
(Remember, franksolich doesn't know the winners but one at a time, in ascending order, as he makes the announcements.)
Another new face this year is the DainBramaged primitive, our esteemed colleague Tucker's favorite primitive.
The brain-damaged primitive is an older guy, in his late fifties, from New Jersey.
I think he's from New Jersey; someone feel free to correct me if not.
The brain-damaged primitive of course had become laughable, a les risibles primitive, long before this, but this, from a mere six weeks ago, was surely a classic:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,51509.0DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Nov-18-10 06:11 PM
There is NO better source of news on the interwebs than DU, none Updated at 1:21 AM
and I mean that.
the brain-damaged primitive's racially obsessed:
the brain-damaged primitive advertises conservativecave on Skins's island:
the brain-damaged primitive suggests Republicans should go hop around in the sack:
the brain-damaged primitive describes Scott Brown's (R-Massachusetts) campaign vehicle:
the brain-damaged primitive growing weary of politics:
the brain-damaged primitive gets his wrinkled old ass kissed:
the brain-damaged primitive wants to aim at winning in November:
the brain-damaged primitive telephones Eric Cantor (R-Virginia):
the brain-damaged primitive gets over it:
the brain-damaged primitive invites "freepers" for cookies and cake:
the brain-damaged primitive done with the American dream, moves to an apartment:
the brain-damaged primitive describes union workers voting themselves out of their jobs:
the brain-damaged primitive shows himself a racist:
the brain-damaged primitive thinks corporations out to hurt the Big Zero, Dems:
the brain-damaged primitive confronts a customer:
the brain-damaged primitive wants to hop around in the sack with Republicans:
the brain-damaged primitive calls the races early:
the brain-damaged primitive urges the other primitives to get out and vote:
Lord Marblehead EarlG condescends to listen to the brain-damaged primitive:
the brain-damaged primitive ogles Sarah Palin on television:
the brain-damaged primitive goes to the laundromat:
the brain-damaged primitive won't be silenced:
the brain-damaged primitive has a serious question for the 0bamaites:
the brain-damaged primitive has to do something constructive:
the brain-damaged primitive cries: