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    I got this email this morning and had to share it. i figure I'll get a good laugh from out liberal friends who have no sense of humor.

    A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth.
    Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

    St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.
    '

    So the zebra went off in search of God.


    When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know.
    Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

    God simply replied 'You are what you are.
    '

    The zebra returned to see St.
    Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

    The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.
    ''

    St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.
    '

    The zebra asked St.
    Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

    'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripe, God would have said, 'You is what you is.
    '


    WARNING -- If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin' right over there to kick your white honky butt !!!
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    you Didn't!!!
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post
    you Didn't!!!
    I know. Childish punchline, but I figured it'd be good for a laugh here.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    I know. Childish punchline, but I figured it'd be good for a laugh here.
    Don't care. Very funny. :D
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Okay, that really is pretty funny. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post
    Don't care. Very funny. :D
    I thought so.

    I remember an old joke about how you know Jesus wasn't black. Because he said, "I am what I am". If he'd been black, He'd said, "I is what I is."
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    You mean Eyelids ain't gonna call for my banishment?
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    I got this email this morning and had to share it. i figure I'll get a good laugh from out liberal friends who have no sense of humor.
    You is what you is,I love it for it's PC content !
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